more like the marquis de sadboy
If u are ever stranded in the woods or the tundra or the ocean or the cold recess of space alone and u need help
just whisper “Bisexuality is the attraction to same and different genders” and a monosexual will descend from the sky out of nowhere screaming “Actually!!!" and waving a flag that says "Bi = 2"
and u can borrow their cell phone while they invalidate ur existence
i just remembered how much i love earth 11 and how much it needs its own comic series like
Luzon Bleeding-Heart (Gallicolumba luzonica)
is a species of ground dove native to the islands of Luzon and Polillo in the Philippines. They get the name bleeding heart due to a unusual splash of blood red feathers on the center of the birds chest making it look like the bird has received a wound and is bleeding out, this illusion is enhanced due to a reddish hue of feathers on the bird’s front which almost look blood soaked. This species behaves in a similar fashion to other ground pigeons in that it eats mostly eats seeds, berries and grubs and is very secretive almost never leaving the forest floor.
I guess I have a new favourite bird
(Source: astronomy-to-zoology, via thecuttlefisharewatchingyou)